July 2009
1 post
Alright I'll update again wateva
SO HERES MY DEVIANTFART
ZOMBS.DEVIANTART.COM
YEAH I’M PRETTY GOOD.
I LOVE LIZ LEHMAN AND KEVIN TUFANO.
May 2009
15 posts
Castlevania - Dance of Pales
da most balla of...
fuck you tumblfags
all you do is spam and post the same shit you do every single day. fuck you kevin and dielan and all u bitchz im out like a kraut.
Why did cigarretes have to be invented? If they...
lockupyourdaughters:
R.I.P Scatman, copy and paste this if you are a believer
too bad scatman wouldn’t be cool if he didnt smoke cigarettes.
imnotveryinteresting:
I’VE FALLEN BEHIND ON MY TUMBL POSTS SO IM GONNA SPAM
*CLICKS UNFOLLOW*
I’m Designer - Queens of the Stone Age
Holy...
Fuck this weekend
Doing nothing tonight except I went to Muay Thai. There was a bonfire but nobody gives a shit about me so i didnt get invited. Tomorrow I’m working from 11-6 and then probably doing nothing. Same on sunday except I’m hanging out with that girl so atleast I have something to look forward to. Monday I’m off school and probably gonna go out to my dad’s house.
gona have a cigarette after school
lockupyourdaughters:
its been like 6 days since i had one and im too fuckign tired to notice the withdrawl but i know its gona be awesome
You didn’t notice the withdrawal because you didn’t have any. Dumbass unaddicted nigger.
Currently reading
Gravity’s Rainbow.
It’s like Ulysses except not the stupidest fucking book I’ve ever read/didn’t finish because it’s stupid.
Got a date
With a girl. Yep.
Thinkin bout going guido.
what if the into the wild's name was Alexander...
lockupyourdaughters:
like could you imagine SUPERBUM being scribbled all over bathroom walls lol get it like anal sex
>what if into the wild’s name was
>into the wild’s
HIS NAME IS CHRIS MCCANDLESS HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GOOD MOVIE *JERKS OFF TO MOVIE AND TALKS ABOUT HOW I SO WANT TO DO WHAT HE DID BUT I NEVER DO*
THIS WEEK IN THE TUMBRO HOUSE...
lockupyourdaughters:
Dielan becomes a homofag indie guitarist and chokes on hot dogs at eat off, for some unexplained reason every time he takes off his clothes he shaves his head and magicly regrows his hair when he puts his clothes back on
Alex gets job as chef and becomes morbidly obease; goes to gym and spends the whole time watching TV, cannot stand kev’s living habits and vomits at the...
Ok I'm back.
I’ll do this tumblr shit more often now. Fuck you Kevin you post way too much and you make me feel like I’ll never ever be as good as youuuuuuuuuu. ;_;
Anyway. I mumble. Alot. The weird thing is that I’ve never fucking noticed it until people recently started yelling at me for it. I think it’s because I’m subconciously afraid of what people think about me. I just...
April 2009
2 posts
I joined a facebook group called "You know you...
lockupyourdaughters:
just to rain on everyones parade and talk about what a shithole that school is.
it feels really good.
I thought that was funny. I miss those videos you should re post them and say fuck you school.
So like
I’m skipping school some day this week. I only do it once a month because I am classy. But for christs sake we haven’t had an official day off since fucking christmas. SO DONT GIVE ME ANY SHIT. I have a term paper due on friday so that sounds like a deal. It is about Franz Kafka and then I have to give a summary and a criticism/analysis of one of his short stories. My analysis is...
March 2009
8 posts
Woops. never really introduced myself.
lockupyourdaughters:
kafkaandcigarettes:
You can call me Philip. Kevin will sometimes call me Zombie or Zombs but I’m not going to tell the story behind that name. Basically it was my username on this forum we met on when we were 12 hahaha.
Haha, how kafka-esque.
HAS ANYONE MADE THAT JOKE YET BECAUSE ID HATE TO NOT BE THE FIRST.
No you’re the first. However that wasn’t very...
Woops. never really introduced myself.
You can call me Philip. Kevin will sometimes call me Zombie or Zombs but I’m not going to tell the story behind that name. Basically it was my username on this forum we met on when we were 12 hahaha.
So this is why I hate poetry.
Ok. Maybe I don’t HATE IT. But I definitely don’t like reading it and I don’t like writing it.
I love literature, a lot, but poetry is just something completely different to me and I never have liked it. I guess I just feel that it’s not really capable of fleshing out thoughts the way you need it to sometimes. It’s limited. Line by line. By rhythm. I can’t...
its not a BLOG mom
lockupyourdaughters:
It’s a TUMBLR.
AND MY MOTZERELLA STICKS ARE GETTING COLD *snaps fingers*
This guy is kevin he is pretty cool his blog is kind of retarded though. FOLLOW HIM OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.
I'm getting critiqued already.
Ivan (2:28:44 AM): protip:
Ivan (2:28:50 AM): don’t ever mention writing a blog
Ivan (2:28:54 AM): when you’re writing a blog
me (2:29:01 AM): why
Ivan (2:29:02 AM): ex:
Ivan (2:29:03 AM): “So with this blog Ill promise to be as funny as possible but I might go off on emo tangents sometimes.”
Ivan (2:29:14 AM): it’s not strong.
Ivan (2:29:16 AM): it’s
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More about me.
I’m fucking 15. Yes I am aware that I am a bitch for being 15. I like reading. Favorite authors include: Franz Kafka, Douglas Coupland, Nietzsche, Chuck Klosterman, Orwell and a couple others including an indian chick whom I cannot remember her name for the life of me. I need to read more. I honestly have not read that many books in my life.
I like music. Shit I’ve been listening to...
Sup fellas
This is my first post. I don’t know how to blog:
me says: WHAT SHOULD MY FIRST POST BE ABOUT Jonas says: umm Jonas says: What you ate for breakfast? Jonas says: AND WHY YOU ANGST ABOUT IT me says: haha yeah
So I ate some cocoa rice this morning and FUCK THEM I GOT ALL THE POWDER SHIT AT THE BOTTOM. By the way, cocoa rice is generic Cocoa Pebbles. Tastes a bit different and is shaped less...